The Whistle Means Out
If the lifeguard whistles and points at you, that is not a greeting. Get out. If they whistle twice, get out faster. If they run, already be on the sand.
A sarcastic monthly for the recently arrived.
If the lifeguard whistles and points at you, that is not a greeting. Get out. If they whistle twice, get out faster. If they run, already be on the sand.