Malihini Monthly

A sarcastic monthly for the recently arrived.

Sunday, March 1, 2026 · Tip No. 35

Howzit, But Not From You

‘Howzit’ is a real greeting, used constantly. But when a newcomer with three weeks on the island says ‘howzit, brah’ to a contractor — we all feel it. In our bones. The contractor feels it most.

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