Malihini Monthly

A sarcastic monthly for the recently arrived.

Friday, January 9, 2026 · Tip No. 9

Kailua Is Not Kailua-Kona

They are on different islands. One is on Oʻahu, one is on Hawaiʻi Island, and you booked the wrong Airbnb. This happens more than anyone wants to admit, including to the host who is now eating your security deposit.

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